"Fabulous Bang Trip Among The Virgins"
Hello ya'll, been a while and for that I apologise as my life has been somewhat disjointed these last few months but its finally spinning back down to earth and I'm sure there will be a bang when we reach impact but who cares really, not you! Now you may or may not be pondering over the title of this new bloggington* (*copyright jam-factory) allow me to fill you in a little, since launching the new site I recieve a lot of spam mail as the whole world has access to my work mail laddress and as such from this day forth all of my blogs here will be titled by the most imaginative and amusing spam mail subjects although the sites blog will be recieving a more proffesional title scheme, I hope this amuses you as much as it amuses me!
Well I recently visited home and here are the appropriate images from said venture up norf, enjoy!
This was my bed for 4 days and boy was it comfy!!!
This is my gnarly dad with his scar on his bonce from his car crash, tool (I love him though!)
Mum looking suprised, it all about suprise photomapgraphs!!!
My Dogs, well one of em is mine, don't know where the brown and black runt came from.....
My other dog, the stupid old one! Again, note the suprise.
Home cooked food, man I miss my Mum's cooking down here!
Me and Gaz and Connor went to Jonny's to watch a movie film, and yes he is disgusted at the fact I may have just unzipped as I missed him so much it hurt sometimes.
Gaz and Con lost in the movie, he looks upset 'cos the pizza he oredered came with all the toppings he hates and he spent a good half hour trying to "pick all the shit off".
I returned home and woke up to this, awesome morning!!!
Later that night me Mart and Jonny spent an hour of rum induced xbox fun and this is a resulting image of a Nazi biker club...... we should get out more we really should!
Be Safe, Be Seen
Peace
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G-G-G-G Guess Who's Back?
Well my children it has been sometime since the blog has been managed, not through lack of trying mind you, only today has my wireless broadband finally been working for me instead of against me! Well I have finally done it, I'm in the big smoke, London...... and what a waste of time that was, its just a big version of every other city ever, don't get me wrong the scope of the place leads me down many a new road every day with enough people milling about to obtain absolute anonimity all day, but its still poop. I will keep you informed!
Bigger Than A Dog - Smaller Than A Bear
Boys, Girls, welcome to my world of fun and games, its a wednesday night and as usual I'm pretty fucking bored and in need of some entertainment so I turn to the Blog for ten minutes of venting tension before I jump to a porn site and whack myself dry! Got some stories to tell ya'll today, I will start with my weekend encounters, Saturday was time again for the annual
Clooney BBQ, which is always a treat! I prepared and bought an awful lot of meat based products for the event, then upon arrival I proceeded to empty the BBQ of old ash so I could get the badger going!!!
So we got her up to speed and started to cook shit, people arrived slowly in little troops as per usual, even Adam turned up and got heavy into his cooking, I've never seen anyone get so into a BBQ in my life but top marks for the effort he went to for it, those prawns were amazing!
As the night grew ever closer the party moved inside apart from the hardcore few who braved the rain and stood around the oil drum like some homeless crack heads, it was fucking ace!
By now everyone apart from the select few were pretty wasted on all the booze that had been arranged for the evening, it was fun until nudity started to happen, initially as always it was just Gaz and Nath with their balls out as I bottled it, but some rum later and I ended up with those two sitting in the garden furniture with my balls out in the rain talking about music, didn't see that bit coming did you!!! By now we were pretty wet and Gaz had drank a whole bottle of whisky so we decided to retire to the lounge area and watch TV, Gaz promptly fell asleep and Nath and his good lady went to bed while Brett wrestled with Connor in the kitchen, that boy never gets tired I swear!
By now Gaz is fast asleep in the chair, still soaking wet from the nude rain accidents we had!
We were all pretty tired by now so as soon as Con passed out on the floor we took the opportunity to get some shut eye before the immenant tidy up the next day, which I miht add, Nath, Brett and several others managed to avoid rather slyly, you will all be getting a bill for my dry cleaning!
The tidy up crew minus Gaz, well you're sort of in the pic broseph!!!! Well Sunday ended up in some serious sleeping later on then Monday rolled about in a hurry, got my replacement xbox picked up again on Tuesday as it broke, again......... oh yeah microsoft, good work boys, but I appreciate the time you took to fix them both. Right I'm signing off now, sleep well all involved, I will be keeping this bad boy more up to dat as the move to London happens, peace.
Long Time Coming......
Well hello my favourite little readers in the world wide web, its been a while since I updated my blog but then I have good reason, I have been very busy organising my shit and now its time for an update!
I went to London last week on a bit of a raod trip to see my new house in sunny Brixton, unfortunately a left the camera in the car when we looked at the house but I did get some gnarly night shots on the motorway and some lovely images of Andy and Rosie's flat after our night out the evening before which ended in pizza and wine and a hangover for all involved except me!!!!!
This was just a taste of the mess we left, very sorry to all the people who see this and get a stark reminder of their own weekend high jinxs!
This is young Jimmy or "roomie" as he likes to be known now, just about ready to get up and head to Landan, you will only ever see pictures of Jim with a cigarette on the go as its not a habit for him or myself, its a way of life!
This was a tower in Camden town, just around the corner from ou place and now a selection of the motorway drive back, this blog will be updated a lot more regularly very soon i promise, love you all and miss most of you.
The Week In Pieces
Ello everyone,
glad you stopped by again, always a pleasure having some company at the end of a long week and oh boy what a week! Its been a slow and steady build up from nothing and no one around too absolute chaos and pain, tuesday afternoon I agreed to go for a few drinks with a recent acquaintance I have made called Mila, lovely polish lady who both my friend Tom and Nif are a little hooked on, I think she's pretty funny, anyway the latter part of the evening had been put aside for myself and Andy G and a few others to get some drinkies and fall about shit faced in the street before heading back to Andy's flat and drinking more whilst playing Playstation and watching DVD's! Thats pretty much what happened only the drinking got severely hampered by the fact certain people were driving, not me of course, just the turds with us, but it gets worse, the reason we were all at Andy's was his good lady Rosie was working, but she got sent home early so in my drunken state I thought it be prudent if I leave........ it was 05:00 in the fucking morning, where was I going, I mean really! Got home eventually, slept some, was great!
And as for wednesday night.... I was invited thai boxing, seemed a good idea at the time, looking back and looking at the bruises I have all over my forearms and legs, it was a fucking shit hot idea, really enjoyed hitting stuff, made me feel tired but a lot less tense so all you fucks that went on holiday without me, you have nothing to fear at ll as I'm calm as a hindu cow for now, peace and unity all.x
The Weekend Ends Here....
Well,
well well well,
That was one hell of a weekend, as you know I had already had a pretty heavy Friday night, it all got a lot more messy on Saturday and then continued until Sunday evening, approximately 23:55 if we're being anal about all this. I hit Leicester at about 17:00 and went straight to the Turkey Cafe to pick up my jacket and drop off my bag for the night so I wouldn't need to lug it around town, after a cuppa tea in the Turk I moved to the Orange Tree on high street for a rum and coke and some idle chit chat with the scary ass staff....
After that place got far too busy I headed back to the Turk as Andy G was finishing at midnight and we fully intended to get shitted, a few more rums in the Turk and then we hit the road, myself, Andy and Kylie all toddled off to the Firebug for another rum or two and a chat about all kinds of shit. Andy had work the next day so went to sleepy byes about 01:30 leaving me and the thespian midget to pop down to the basement..... By now I'm pretty shitted, few more drinks, bought by others (thanks Nif,Kylie,Claire,Tom and anyone else who got me shit faced) eventually Kylie buckled and went home and I stayed until about 06:50 and then me Nif,Lou,Mellisa and Milla all headed back to Lou's via spar (some cheap rose wine) and then continued to get more wrecked, watched some day time TV, talked a lot of shit, went back to the Turk and drank a lot of tea until my eye's worked again! Had a good old chat with Jimmy Rosie and Andy about our move to London and then retired home, far too tired and hungry to write a blog for you turds, so I waited until today, hope it was worth the wait, I love you all as ever, now I must have a pull on my chap and sleep some more.
This was my bed for 4 days and boy was it comfy!!!
This is my gnarly dad with his scar on his bonce from his car crash, tool (I love him though!)
Mum looking suprised, it all about suprise photomapgraphs!!!
My Dogs, well one of em is mine, don't know where the brown and black runt came from.....
My other dog, the stupid old one! Again, note the suprise.
Home cooked food, man I miss my Mum's cooking down here!
Me and Gaz and Connor went to Jonny's to watch a movie film, and yes he is disgusted at the fact I may have just unzipped as I missed him so much it hurt sometimes.
Gaz and Con lost in the movie, he looks upset 'cos the pizza he oredered came with all the toppings he hates and he spent a good half hour trying to "pick all the shit off".
I returned home and woke up to this, awesome morning!!!
Later that night me Mart and Jonny spent an hour of rum induced xbox fun and this is a resulting image of a Nazi biker club...... we should get out more we really should!
