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"Fabulous Bang Trip Among The Virgins"

2007-02-14T12:17:00.000Z

Hello ya'll, been a while and for that I apologise as my life has been somewhat disjointed these last few months but its finally spinning back down to earth and I'm sure there will be a bang when we reach impact but who cares really, not you! Now you may or may not be pondering over the title of this new bloggington* (*copyright jam-factory) allow me to fill you in a little, since launching the new site I recieve a lot of spam mail as the whole world has access to my work mail laddress and as such from this day forth all of my blogs here will be titled by the most imaginative and amusing spam mail subjects although the sites blog will be recieving a more proffesional title scheme, I hope this amuses you as much as it amuses me!

Well I recently visited home and here are the appropriate images from said venture up norf, enjoy!

This was my bed for 4 days and boy was it comfy!!!

This is my gnarly dad with his scar on his bonce from his car crash, tool (I love him though!)

Mum looking suprised, it all about suprise photomapgraphs!!!

My Dogs, well one of em is mine, don't know where the brown and black runt came from.....

My other dog, the stupid old one! Again, note the suprise.

Home cooked food, man I miss my Mum's cooking down here!

Me and Gaz and Connor went to Jonny's to watch a movie film, and yes he is disgusted at the fact I may have just unzipped as I missed him so much it hurt sometimes.

Gaz and Con lost in the movie, he looks upset 'cos the pizza he oredered came with all the toppings he hates and he spent a good half hour trying to "pick all the shit off".

I returned home and woke up to this, awesome morning!!!

Later that night me Mart and Jonny spent an hour of rum induced xbox fun and this is a resulting image of a Nazi biker club...... we should get out more we really should!

Be Safe, Be Seen

Peace

ch ch ch check it out, I thought you said this was al fresco

2006-10-29T21:05:00.000Z

ch ch ch check the new site, and new blog, i will now have to split my load as if splitting my produce over two hookers backs.... www.wanjobs-playground.com

G-G-G-G Guess Who's Back?

2006-10-02T01:49:00.000+01:00

Well my children it has been sometime since the blog has been managed, not through lack of trying mind you, only today has my wireless broadband finally been working for me instead of against me! Well I have finally done it, I'm in the big smoke, London...... and what a waste of time that was, its just a big version of every other city ever, don't get me wrong the scope of the place leads me down many a new road every day with enough people milling about to obtain absolute anonimity all day, but its still poop. I will keep you informed!

Bigger Than A Dog - Smaller Than A Bear

2006-08-16T23:06:00.000+01:00

Boys, Girls, welcome to my world of fun and games, its a wednesday night and as usual I'm pretty fucking bored and in need of some entertainment so I turn to the Blog for ten minutes of venting tension before I jump to a porn site and whack myself dry! Got some stories to tell ya'll today, I will start with my weekend encounters, Saturday was time again for the annual Clooney BBQ, which is always a treat! I prepared and bought an awful lot of meat based products for the event, then upon arrival I proceeded to empty the BBQ of old ash so I could get the badger going!!!

So we got her up to speed and started to cook shit, people arrived slowly in little troops as per usual, even Adam turned up and got heavy into his cooking, I've never seen anyone get so into a BBQ in my life but top marks for the effort he went to for it, those prawns were amazing!

As the night grew ever closer the party moved inside apart from the hardcore few who braved the rain and stood around the oil drum like some homeless crack heads, it was fucking ace!

By now everyone apart from the select few were pretty wasted on all the booze that had been arranged for the evening, it was fun until nudity started to happen, initially as always it was just Gaz and Nath with their balls out as I bottled it, but some rum later and I ended up with those two sitting in the garden furniture with my balls out in the rain talking about music, didn't see that bit coming did you!!! By now we were pretty wet and Gaz had drank a whole bottle of whisky so we decided to retire to the lounge area and watch TV, Gaz promptly fell asleep and Nath and his good lady went to bed while Brett wrestled with Connor in the kitchen, that boy never gets tired I swear!

By now Gaz is fast asleep in the chair, still soaking wet from the nude rain accidents we had!

We were all pretty tired by now so as soon as Con passed out on the floor we took the opportunity to get some shut eye before the immenant tidy up the next day, which I miht add, Nath, Brett and several others managed to avoid rather slyly, you will all be getting a bill for my dry cleaning!

The tidy up crew minus Gaz, well you're sort of in the pic broseph!!!! Well Sunday ended up in some serious sleeping later on then Monday rolled about in a hurry, got my replacement xbox picked up again on Tuesday as it broke, again......... oh yeah microsoft, good work boys, but I appreciate the time you took to fix them both. Right I'm signing off now, sleep well all involved, I will be keeping this bad boy more up to dat as the move to London happens, peace.

Long Time Coming......

2006-08-06T22:54:00.000+01:00

Well hello my favourite little readers in the world wide web, its been a while since I updated my blog but then I have good reason, I have been very busy organising my shit and now its time for an update!

I went to London last week on a bit of a raod trip to see my new house in sunny Brixton, unfortunately a left the camera in the car when we looked at the house but I did get some gnarly night shots on the motorway and some lovely images of Andy and Rosie's flat after our night out the evening before which ended in pizza and wine and a hangover for all involved except me!!!!!

This was just a taste of the mess we left, very sorry to all the people who see this and get a stark reminder of their own weekend high jinxs!

This is young Jimmy or "roomie" as he likes to be known now, just about ready to get up and head to Landan, you will only ever see pictures of Jim with a cigarette on the go as its not a habit for him or myself, its a way of life!

This was a tower in Camden town, just around the corner from ou place and now a selection of the motorway drive back, this blog will be updated a lot more regularly very soon i promise, love you all and miss most of you.

The Week In Pieces

2006-07-14T15:49:00.000+01:00

Ello everyone,

glad you stopped by again, always a pleasure having some company at the end of a long week and oh boy what a week! Its been a slow and steady build up from nothing and no one around too absolute chaos and pain, tuesday afternoon I agreed to go for a few drinks with a recent acquaintance I have made called Mila, lovely polish lady who both my friend Tom and Nif are a little hooked on, I think she's pretty funny, anyway the latter part of the evening had been put aside for myself and Andy G and a few others to get some drinkies and fall about shit faced in the street before heading back to Andy's flat and drinking more whilst playing Playstation and watching DVD's! Thats pretty much what happened only the drinking got severely hampered by the fact certain people were driving, not me of course, just the turds with us, but it gets worse, the reason we were all at Andy's was his good lady Rosie was working, but she got sent home early so in my drunken state I thought it be prudent if I leave........ it was 05:00 in the fucking morning, where was I going, I mean really! Got home eventually, slept some, was great!

And as for wednesday night.... I was invited thai boxing, seemed a good idea at the time, looking back and looking at the bruises I have all over my forearms and legs, it was a fucking shit hot idea, really enjoyed hitting stuff, made me feel tired but a lot less tense so all you fucks that went on holiday without me, you have nothing to fear at ll as I'm calm as a hindu cow for now, peace and unity all.x

The Weekend Ends Here....

2006-07-10T21:32:00.000+01:00

Well,

well well well,

That was one hell of a weekend, as you know I had already had a pretty heavy Friday night, it all got a lot more messy on Saturday and then continued until Sunday evening, approximately 23:55 if we're being anal about all this. I hit Leicester at about 17:00 and went straight to the Turkey Cafe to pick up my jacket and drop off my bag for the night so I wouldn't need to lug it around town, after a cuppa tea in the Turk I moved to the Orange Tree on high street for a rum and coke and some idle chit chat with the scary ass staff....

After that place got far too busy I headed back to the Turk as Andy G was finishing at midnight and we fully intended to get shitted, a few more rums in the Turk and then we hit the road, myself, Andy and Kylie all toddled off to the Firebug for another rum or two and a chat about all kinds of shit. Andy had work the next day so went to sleepy byes about 01:30 leaving me and the thespian midget to pop down to the basement..... By now I'm pretty shitted, few more drinks, bought by others (thanks Nif,Kylie,Claire,Tom and anyone else who got me shit faced) eventually Kylie buckled and went home and I stayed until about 06:50 and then me Nif,Lou,Mellisa and Milla all headed back to Lou's via spar (some cheap rose wine) and then continued to get more wrecked, watched some day time TV, talked a lot of shit, went back to the Turk and drank a lot of tea until my eye's worked again! Had a good old chat with Jimmy Rosie and Andy about our move to London and then retired home, far too tired and hungry to write a blog for you turds, so I waited until today, hope it was worth the wait, I love you all as ever, now I must have a pull on my chap and sleep some more.

Jesus fucking wept..........shit it i'm on one now

2006-07-08T09:11:00.000+01:00

Hello you smiley little fuck faces, its 09:08 in the morning and I just got back from a pretty wild night on the tiles, much merryment was had by all parties involved and now I'm gonna hit the shower and clean my teethies and then get on a fucking bus and continue this madness, I will be taking the camera and documenting the whole fucking thing for you crazy lazy bitches who stay in on a schoolnight.

ITS A CELEBRATION BITCHES - ENJOI YOURSELVES

Well Well Well

2006-07-06T11:39:00.000+01:00

Lovely weather isn't it children, well actually, I'm not being sarcastic today, I enjoy the rain and a good storm, always facinates me...... up until today, as all good things have bad points, smoking kills, drugs are bad etc and soo on and so forth, storms have power cuts..... while I'm working, I mean really, how fucking rude!!!!

But enough of me moaning about how the weather has stiffled my creative juices and forced me to write a rather boring and lengthy blog for ya'll. I got pretty creative the other morning and as it hammered it down with rain I got some ace pictures,, need a faster shutter speed on my camera though as it wasn't picking out the rain very well at all, digital is all good but I do love my little 35mm SLR puppy, however....."dear santa can I please have a digital SLR - RIGHT NOW YOU BEARDED PEADOPHILE - if you could do that I wont press charges?"

So my day yesterday consisted of drawing dodegy t-shirt print designs for some backwards rip off merchant of a company I won't mention, I agreed to do some fee visuals for them to see if they liked my work, free visuals do not mean 9 e-mails back to change the artwork until until its just what they want to print....I never agreed to do them a free finished piece of work, thats 4 hours of my life I won't be getting paid for, eventually I told them to stick it up their arse, which felt pretty good, like a wank on a hot night, it felt right even though it should be so wrong. So after a day that tested my morals and will power and resolve I decided it was time for a bit of 360 love, and yeah, i'll admit it I'm a geek, I played oblivion and do you know what, I enjoyed it damn it all, I tried a little experiment, for those of you who know its an open environment you can freely wander around in until you get bored doing what ever you like, so I was set a mission to go to town a quatre of the way across the map from me, ordinarily I would bring up the map, click the location and warp straight there (after a touch of loading) but it hit me, the guys who made this game made a whole world for a reason, skipping it because I can seemed a waste. So I set out on foot across the map, sticking to the roads of course.............what a fucking mission that turned out to be, 25 minutes of running later, and thats not an exageration, I arrive, i didn't stop on the way or anything.......which brings me to my point, someone has put a lot of time in to that world so we can appreciate it if we choose to, but again its another stark reminder of how our culture has grown to want things done quicker and faster and blah blah bollocks, when was the last time you walked anywhere and looked at things on the way? EXACTLY, go for a walk you tools, I'm gonna, storm or no storm, lightning can't give my legs a power cut!

The New World....

2006-07-02T04:47:00.000+01:00

Hello campers, its the wee hours of Sunday morning and I have just arrived back from Emmo's house after watching some awesome movies with Gaz,Brett,Jonny and Emmo, I also barbecued some tuna steaks which were pretty rad then I got tired and took a slow steady walk home. It was an odd journey as the sun was just starting to light the sky and everything had a black and white movie look to it, soft focus, totally washed out colour apart from the glowing red cherry of my lucky strike burning slowly down as I paced home. Funny thing is the same thing happened last night, only I didn't get home until gone 7 this morning with my dear friend Jimmy who then stayed for a cup of tea and a few cigarettes in the garden while we discussed my move to London......

Thats right, you're all thinking "hang on aint you going to Tokyo?" ...... yes I am but I'm putting that on hold until I've tried London for a bit, setting up some work with Jimmy at the minute so things are looking up work wise and he is insisting I ship myself down to London with him which is a very tempting offer indeed I can tell you. So in the next few weeks I will be needing all the support and freelance work I can get from you guys, build up a solid client base before making the journey souf to Londinium.

Right I'm off to watch a movie that the ever chirpy Gareth has lent me and maybe have some much needed sleep, as ever I love you all and I miss you all, I will endeavour to make a personal journey to each and every last one of you before my time is up and show you some good old fashioned Trav love, the way it used to be back in the day.

Peace and UNITY

ITs A Celebration Bitchez

2006-06-30T15:57:00.000+01:00

And thats how it began, with a sunset and a steady drive towards leicester city centre with my old boy, I'd been working all day and decided it was time to blow of steam with a few friends and it just so happened that a cocktail menu launch was going on at a bar I'm familiar with so off I toddle to begin my evening. On arrival I realise the people I should have been meeting hadn't actually arrived yet so I stood around for a bit drinking pop until they arrive, the proceedings went pretty well, conversation, friends, drinks and townie toss pieces trying to get into pictures with us as we have started to get recognised now which is a major ball ache!!

Gaz looking chipper at the bar as ever, poor little bugger was tired!
The obligatory after party where I sat with some old mates talking crap for some time, in fact we sat there for such a long time the sun had not only started to rise, it was up in the fucking sky and people were already at their day jobs, which was pleasant. Got home this morning about 06:30 and had some food and a cuppa tea, then pressed on with some work and then helped my neighbours build a gazebo and now I sit writing a blog for you happy bastards to read and ask the eternal question.......why do I care what this rebrobate has done today? You tell me, you read this far, I never made you do it...... or did I?

Out With The Old....In With A Jew

2006-06-29T02:44:00.000+01:00

Good evening all, the old wanjob hand grenade logo is going through the wash, obviously said grenade will still be used as a stencil for urban advertising but the corporate side of wanjob is having one hell of an overhaul! The above artwork isn't the new logo, it just signifies the shakey place wanjob has been in for a few months or more, but it is back and over the next few weeks you will find the wanjob homepage back up and running with my new talent for html second to none as well as a new personal blog, ported directly from here no doubt, its change in the house of flies time bitches!

Done a good amount of work since my late begining, sporadicaly filled with tea and Saint Agur cheese and pickle sandwiches and of course the obligatory killing spree with Gav, although unless Bill Gates gets his finger out of his arse it could be a while before Jonny is able to join us again!

Have been broadening my musical library recently and whilst on my musical journey I found a certain Matisyahu out there, he's an orthodox Jew and his music is pretty damned hot at the minute, this boy is gonna be more than hot property very very soon, and its nice to listen to hippity hop with a bit of sentiment in it other than blao blao gangsta shit. Not that I have a problem with that as well, just a breath of f-f-f-fresh air kids. Just made myself a litre flask of tea so I'm in for the night, take it easy little ones, see you all soon!

My Bad....

2006-06-28T18:29:00.000+01:00

Well, I got out of my bed about an hour ago, it is now 18:26........

Yeah I know but its not like I've been asleep for the whole day its just that I was reading books and watching TV as it has been such a long time since I did anything like that! I thoroughly enjoyed my day of nothing, now I have to work my arse off to make some revenue for my journey's and for Phil's birthday boat trip, thats right Jonny i'll get you the cash, you can then spend it and pay him out of your own money.

My macintizzle is such a wonderful device and now I have to use her every day instead of working in a cunting bar for £4 an hour if that, I'm supposed to be going Thai Boxing tonight with some friends but I'm pretty sure my day of laziness is going to continue to be lazy as hell maybe involving some cups of tea and some pizza, maybe a bit of video game fun, who knows! Right I am going to go get some pizza and maybe one of those cups of tea, peace out homebrews.

The Saga Continues, This I Wont Get Into

2006-06-28T04:30:00.000+01:00

Well its the begining of a lovely new day, I'm just arriving home as ever at stupid o-clock in the morning but at least now its through personal choice not from working in a skanky bar! I managed to land a fantastic new client today who is totally unaware that he will be pretty much paying for my flights to Tokyo and back over the next few weeks, I'm feeling pretty chipper!

Spent the day talking to my newest client and also trying to find the right cables/devices/whatever I need to run my 360 through my apple cinema display so I can see it ih High Definition, however it looks like it will cost me less just to buy a new HD tv from somewhere so when I gets to Tokyo you know what I'm buying for my appartment!

Right I need some kip, one love all. x

The Begining

2006-06-27T01:44:00.000+01:00

Hello Kids,

well this is my first entry into my new blog, been banging on about it for ages and now I'm actually going to document my every move and new experience, why I'm not entirely sure but its happening. Its pretty late right now and I'm waiting for Gav to finish some banners for a website so we can then have a bit of G.R.A.W before bed, just drank a huge mug of earl grey and now I'm listening to some Fort Minor as I work on Emmo's birthday present.

Its not finished yet and still needs a good few hours work on it to achieve what I want but you get the idea, I'm forcing myself to work in illustrator as opposed to photoshop so it should be a nice clean image when I'm done! Hope you like it Emmo, not sure if its what you wanted but its what you're gonna be getting!

As some of you know (you were there!) I went to Bristol with tiny Gav, Jonny, Gaz and Emma and truth be told, I had a fucking ace weekend away from Leicester, it really opened my eye's again, and I'm so proud of wee man for moving there and setting up his own little bu'ness. We went to Clifto suspension bridge and if you ever need something to make you feel alive go there and stand on the edge of the wall looking out over Bristol at night, its beautiful!

Right I'm off to help Gav kill Mexican rebels for a bit, speak to you all soon no doubt!